Jawesome Piranha Plant Hat

Chomp, Chomp 

Well, you were warned. Beware of the giant, flesh-eating plant! we said. It could eat your face! But no. You had to take a closer look. The plant's leaves were wide open like a harmless lily pad as you bent over, and then snap! It must have thought that you were an extra-large, delicious fly because it closed over you with a chomp. You'll just have to live with your new headgear for a while, until it either gets bored and lets go, or digests your head. 

Product Details 

You'll get screams and laughs galore when you wear this exclusive Jawesome Piranha Plant Hat! The soft cloth hat looks deceptively cheerful with its white polka dots on the red background. When you slip it on over your head and your face peers out from between the sharp-looking felt teeth, it becomes a terrifying accessory! A green leaf is attached to the back of the hat and waves perkily while you go around scaring people. 

This Plant Fights Back 

Maybe you ate too many salads and the plant got upset. Maybe it just felt like human head for dinner. Whatever the case, the hunter-gatherer has become the gathered!